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| Jokes And Funny short Stories About Sports |
| 04 September 2010 |
The Football Moms
Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first touchdown. His mother, obviously proud of her son, sprang from | | 03 September 2010 |
Great Fishing Spot
Although fishing season hasn't opened and he has no license, the fisherman is casting for trout when a stranger approaches him and asks, "Having any luck?"
"This is a great spot. I took 12 out of here just yesterday," replies the fisherman.
"Really now. Do you happen to have any idea who I am?" asks the stranger.
"Nope, not really," the fisherman says.
"Well sir, meet the new game warden," he replies.
"Oh, I see," says the fisherman with a gulp. "Do you know who I am?"
"Nope, can't say as I do," answers the game warden.
"Meet the biggest liar in the county!" says the fisherman. | | 02 September 2010 |
There was once a girl called ulrika,
whose sex life could have been sweeter.
She was battered by Stan,
Sven wasn't a fan
and was raped by a cu*t from Blue Peter! | | 01 September 2010 |
Fisherman's tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years." | | 31 August 2010 |
Football team names
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the «Jags» and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the «Bucs,» what does that make the Tennessee Titans? |
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